 anderlust |
| anderlust |
| Dearest Pilgrim:
Students often come by my office searching for the key to successful and purposeful living. I tell them that the magic is in you, keep it simple, joy is natural, get into it and don't be so damn heavy. The secret is this. You will find that life is a piece of cake if you abide by the following: |
| Avoid Incarceration: Don't laugh at the police, even if you think that they are funny. |
| Morality: Sins lesser, thou shall not, sins greater, thou did not. |
| Ignore That Ring: The telephone and cell phones are the devil's trumpets. |
| State Governments: Observing a state legislature in action is like watching nudists in a snowstorm. |
| Remember: Drinking is a poor excuse, but sobriety is a worse one. |
| On Abstinence: Abstinence isn't a virtue. It's nothing. |
| Capitalism and Virtue: Even harlots look like heroes when their pockets are full. |
| Ennui: Is the product of a pot stirred too long upon itself. |
| History's Greatest Devils: Are those who pretend to know the truth for others. |
| Never Polyester: Plastic melts during moments of intense passion. |
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| This is not really your syllabus. For a much more serious and traditional syllabus, click one of the following links: |
| Social Psychology |
| If you are lost click this link: LOST |
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